Sunday, July 12, 2009

me and ivy

today i had a lot of fun. ivy and i went hiking at the mines of spain and copper tried to eat a frog and started foaming at the mouth. i was told that when a frog feels threatened it get bad tasting goo on the outside and makes dogs foam at the mouth. then we saw a snake and ivy thought it might be dead so she poked it with a stick and it slthered away really fast and scared the crud out of us. then we went swiming for an hour and ivy hadnt gone swimming for about a year so she thought she was gonna drown but she was fine. but altogether it was an awesome day

Saturday, April 11, 2009

the wiggles

did you ever wonder how the wiggles got to where they are i mean they are either on drugs or they just plain hit rock bottom. its not like they just woke up one day and said to them selves today i am gonna sing nonnsensical songs and act like im drunk. they were probably hobos who sang for money then some drunk guy came and asked them if they wanted to be on tv. any hobo wuold take a paying job even if that meant they had to act gay and sing about fruit salad. did you ever want to walk up to a wiggle and say "GOSH I KNOW FRUIT SALAD IS GOOD BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO KEEP SAYING IT!!!! ok, i can understand a four year old wanting to dance with an octopus but a forty year old? (i am not sure on the age its just a guess)i mean its just plain stupid! so the moral of the story is DONT ENCOURAGE ANYONE YOU KNOW TO BECOME A WIGGLE!!!